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Definitions by Scalpel

Genuine Loser

Someone who has a low amount of friends, usually 2 or less, yet still think they’re lonely and have a desire for certain type of friends, usually for their own benefit even if they won’t admit it. These type of people also usually have no hobbies, and constantly have this desire to be more interesting and less boring.
You’re not a genuine loser, not even a loser in general!
Genuine Loser by Scalpel December 10, 2025

Totes not a creep

A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.
That guy is totes not a creep”
Totes not a creep by Scalpel December 10, 2025

Desire for Milwaukee

Someone who has a strong desire to be someone else, constantly thinking about a second chance, but still wishes to retain some traits they like about themselves.
Desire for Milwaukee by Scalpel December 10, 2025

Mind Polluter

Someone who spends all day doing nothing with their life, but constantly thinks about getting an hobby as well as getting better at it, or just fantasizing at being good at said hobby.
Mind Polluter by Scalpel December 10, 2025
Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.
"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"
Spooge by Scalpel January 6, 2005

Bill Buckner 

An inexplicably poor result for a simple task. Usually only the last name (Buckner) is used.
"On that test, I pulled a Buckner."
Bill Buckner by Scalpel January 6, 2005