Scalpel's definitions

Bill Buckner

An inexplicably poor result for a simple task. Usually only the last name (Buckner) is used.

"On that test, I pulled a Buckner."

by Scalpel January 6, 2005

Spooge

Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.

"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"

by Scalpel January 6, 2005