Definitions by Scalpel
Genuine Loser
Someone who has a low amount of friends, usually 2 or less, yet still think they’re lonely and have a desire for certain type of friends, usually for their own benefit even if they won’t admit it. These type of people also usually have no hobbies, and constantly have this desire to be more interesting and less boring.
Genuine Loser by Scalpel December 10, 2025
Totes not a creep
A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.
Totes not a creep by Scalpel December 10, 2025
Desire for Milwaukee
Someone who has a strong desire to be someone else, constantly thinking about a second chance, but still wishes to retain some traits they like about themselves.
Desire for Milwaukee by Scalpel December 10, 2025
Mind Polluter
Someone who spends all day doing nothing with their life, but constantly thinks about getting an hobby as well as getting better at it, or just fantasizing at being good at said hobby.
Mind Polluter by Scalpel December 10, 2025
Spooge
Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.
Bill Buckner
Bill Buckner by Scalpel January 6, 2005