nubluva

To define "nubluva," "n00b" and "nub" must first be defined. If you don't like my definitions, you may check out their own by typing the word into the search box above, lol

n00b: Someone who is new to a video game or a forum and thusly, they suck at it.

nub: Someone who isn't new to a game, but they still really suck. (I recommend looking up this one on it's own)

nubluva: Someone who loves to fight n00bs and nubs in video games for an easy pk.
Jason is a nub at Halo. David sorta-kinda is okay.

Jason and David happen to be in the same game.

Jason and David are not on the same team.

David hunts down Jason and caps his ass twenty times.

Jason is a nub, and David is a nubluva.
by nubluva September 30, 2006
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hjlep

wehn yuor in big troube lnda nned hjlep fsta ,somethimes you wiil tipe thinks tht do'nt make sens

TRANSLATION:
When you're in big trouble and need help fast, sometimes you will type things that don't make sense.

See Also: hlep
*your base is under attack*
313375: n00b, all your base are belong to us!
nubluva: hjlep, nbu!!!!1!!!!
nub: yur sunny, lol
by nubluva April 10, 2007
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Hot Wheels

A synonym for "Beat That."

This is because almost all of the "Hot Wheels" commercials constantly shout the phrase, so much in fact, that the two have become interchangeable.
*random person is sniped by n00b*

n00b: Hot Wheels!
by nubluva March 04, 2007
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QB

A contraction for "fuck you, Bitch!"

fu... "CK YOU B"... itch
As Jeff stares down at the mangled body he just mutilated, he is filled with a sudden rage, and begins to kick the corpse violently...

The entire time, all he says is only "QB."
by Nubluva October 23, 2005
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8z

"Eightz" sounds like "aids"

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Cass: you have 8z

Glenn: 8z?

Cass: the hiv

Glenn: o, that's funny, lol, aids, lmfao, jigglypuff, rofl, bbq
by nubluva April 10, 2007
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Monkey

A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.

Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.

In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.

Jim is a loser.
by Nubluva May 21, 2006
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Spooge Rifle

That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.

The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.
nub: u suk
Nubluva: your trying to shoot me with a spooge rifle, u nub!
by Nubluva October 29, 2005
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