up your speed

In other words 'up your speed' means hurry up!
Up your speed and stop taking you time!
by _sexy_gyal_4_life_ November 15, 2005
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Variable Speed Syndrome

When a driver can not keep their vehicle at a constant speed, or someone who does not use cruise control causing other drivers to get irritated. Also known as VSS
This idiot on the highway has variable speed syndrome (VSS) and it is making me angry.
by Buckrutter89 November 28, 2011
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Asian Speed Limit

when a driver is driviving 10-20 mph under the speed limit on a higher speed roadway usually in the left lane preventing traffic from using the passing lane. Generally a female Asian driver
Oh my god I've been stuck behind this Toyota Minivan going the Asian speed limit for thirty minutes on the 401! for the love of god! Get out of the left lane!!!
by Jaysunn72 December 18, 2016
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Typing Speed (TS)

Typing Speed (TS) is the rating of how fast a Discord moderator can groom a minor.
User 1 : "Hey, did you see that discord moderator? He could type 300 words per minute!"
User 2: "So he had 300 Typing Speed (TS)?"
Discord Moderator : "Did I hear children?"
by Ackackackx3 December 09, 2020
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Five Speed Broom

The transportation device of choice of those who despise water and store eye of newt in jars under their pillows.
The new principal at school parked her five speed broom on the roof of her new office.
by ButterflyFlier September 09, 2010
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Speed Nob variations

1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out

2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.

3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible
see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations
by Roo Barb March 18, 2009
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norwegian speed bump

you take a 'fartsdump' on a girls chest
Bro, I just gave that girl a Norwegian Speed Bump in the guest bedroom.
by J-Rock and the Rock Pile January 06, 2014
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