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Brazilian Speed Walking

Advanced sex position, and variation of the walking 69. Fully shaved female mounts a larger male and inserts his swollen member in her mouth. Simultaneous oral sex occurs as the male begins speed walking, in which one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. A 400 metre track or paved alley are ideal locations for this epic act. Stride length is reduced and rhythm is crucial to avoid blowjob choke or skeet eye. A successful attempt is achieved with the male ejaculating in the female's mouth or hair.
With Rio de Janeiro hosting the 2016 Olympics, Dick and Jane have been seen brushing up on Brazilian speed walking throughout the neighbourhood.
by yycforme October 24, 2009
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nigger speed

The absolute slowest possible speed at which a black person can operate to appear busy at all times and still have absolutely nothing accomplished at the end of the day.

The speed at which the majority of them coloured employees operate so as to drive the hard working white folk to the insanity plea.
white man #1 - Hey, where is Cora, we are getting really busy here.

white man #2 We may as well do it ourselves, she's working at nigger speed again.
by lastwhitemanstanding August 9, 2008
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need for speed undercover

The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.
I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 22, 2009
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breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated
All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed
by Mighty midget May 31, 2018
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Mandy Speed

Man, that truck was going Mandy Speed!
by ChazetheChat November 7, 2010
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Sonic Forces: Speed Battle

The most rigged mobile Sonic game for mobile devices.
Guy 1: Hey have you played Sonic Forces: Speed Battle?

Guy 2: oh you mean that rigged game? Totally...
by BSPD95 June 14, 2018
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Ass speed

The rate at which a person moves from one place to another. Derived from the time it takes for someone's ass to get over here.
"Man, at his ass speed it will midnight before we get going."
by NJumper March 21, 2010
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