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social media dyslexia

A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia

Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. November 11, 2015
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social fap

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!
by n-bomb December 1, 2015
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social ambush

A social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. You are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. Sometimes mutual associates can be aware the meeting will take place but for whatever reason, they do not bother to warn you. The best way to deal with the situation is to LEAVE. No need to say something you might regret later.
I went out with Jenny to that new restaurant last night and Tina just popped up. I felt like it was a social ambush. I walked out five minutes later.
by jetjet March 24, 2016
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social laissez-aller

Social laissez-aller, refers to the social revolt against, and the emancipation of society from the bondage's of servitude from all felonious and illegal political associations of state. Thus within society replacing the concept of political associations with that of social institutions.
A wave of social laissez-aller has swept across the glob in every society, resulting in the ousting of the old criminal political associations, and instilling in their stead social institutions.
by Baron Neville May 3, 2016
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Social Circle Virgin

A person you met, and want to fuck, who hasn't had sex with anyone in your social circle. This makes for an uncomplicated inclusion of them with your friends and avoids drama / bad vibes.
Met a hot Social Circle Virgin (SCV) last night who knows my roommate but they never hooked up
by Kaono August 5, 2016
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Social Rapist

A person who forces themselves into a social situation they are not welcome in
such as events or hang outs when someone is not invited and comes anyway

NO means NO!

Social Rape
"I told my brother he couldn't hang out with us but he showed up anyway... hes a bit of a social Rapist"
by Mr.LaughTrack May 14, 2016
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social meteorology

Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.
I'm so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.
by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016
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