Anime Simp

Someone who simps for anime characters (often female ones). They seem happy on the outside but in the inside they're depressed

"I enjoy my life"
"we know you don't cos you're an anime simp"

by SpidrDUCK666 May 4, 2021

No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

by tastypetrol September 2, 2020

the simpsons

seasons 1-12 are the best thing to happen to tv in a long time. The new seasons have lost their edge and lack the wit and good satire from seasons 1-12. The show has lost alot of its sharpness and is dull and too mainstream. But i will stay with the show till the bitter end.

the show used to be gold but has lost its shine.

by matt dold August 26, 2004

Simp Magnet

A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.

Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."

by bruhmoment6969 March 20, 2020

OJ and the Simpsons

A psychedelic/blues jam band from Jacksonville Florida. Consists of 4 badasses with nothing to lose.

"OJ and the Simpsons are fucking badass."

by Ryan, Kyle, Doug, Jake April 15, 2008

Simp

Someone who does way too much for someone they like

My friend Dawson is a simp

by Barney5264 January 15, 2021

Mega Simp

A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.

Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020