relationship

When two people decide to fall in love, usually resulting in lots of stuff for the woman, loss of bank account for the man. It could also end up in marriage.

Woman: We should start a relationship.
Guy: I'm broke. Wait till I get paid.

by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus July 21, 2004

ajar relationship

You hook up with someone, you can't hook up with other people, but you don't have to go on dates or anything. You do have to tell the person when you're moving on, but there shouldn't be any hard feelings. You can snuggle, sex, or kiss.

It's not a relationship because you don't need to call everyday or go on dates. It's not an open relationship because you're exclusive (hello, std's.) And it's not a friends with benefits because you don't have to hang out besides the snuggling, spooning, kissing, sexing part. It's not a booty call because it can happen at any hour.

Frederick and Meg are in an ajar relationship; they can only hook up with each other but they don't actually have to hang out.

by wants an ajar relationship October 8, 2009

Theory of Relative Abundance

The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.

Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.

by Geoff Saunders Wheeler Dealer Frinky Poo March 19, 2008

yo yo relationship

A turbulent relationship in which at one time your relationship is riding wave of warmth and the next moment anger and hate creeps in.

Dude I am having a yo yo relationship with my girlfriend.

by ShUNIX October 13, 2008

Relationboat

It's like a relationship... only it's not.

"Those ignorant fool are in a relationboat fo sho!"

by B-Star McClicks May 5, 2008

normal relationship

This is a concept based on hugs, kisses, quality time spent together, snuggling or cuddling while lying in bed, and holding hands while walking. This is also known as a lovey-dovey relationship.

Normal relationships include the following: hugging, kissing, snuggling, cuddling, holding hands, and being affectionate.

by Cathy309 May 5, 2006

Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.

Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009