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Rectangle Man Diff

A Rectangle Man Diff is when a Reinhardt is single handedly carries his team by outplaying and embarrassing the enemy tank usually another Reinhardt
The opposing team was unable to win due to a Rectangle Man Diff
by Nekomancercutie October 20, 2022
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Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
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rectal clutch

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out
“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues
by Cheese vault May 24, 2023
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Rectal Seepage

The leftovers after anal sex, that leaks out on the bed.
Susie was over last night, we banged, but she left some Rectal Seepage as a going away gift....
by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023
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Rectal Rice

When maggots are crawling around in the rectum, typically on rotting corpses
I once saw a homeless guy with rectal rice. Nastiest shit I've ever seen
by JustASpy November 28, 2023
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Rectalysis

A thorough dissection of a given idea down to its etymology, history, and countless bullshit considered ancillary to said idea. Considered on par with dissertations in academia, rectalyses are provided by Masters and honors undergraduate students seeking admission to medical school and are proctored by... well, proctologists and other MDs.
Jeffrey: How was that exam? You don't look good.
Adam: Bruh, I don't feel good! I got the worst rectalysis of my lifetime. Poor bum's gonna be sore this week. :(
by EternalSoldier November 26, 2024
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Rectal slime

Thick creamy semen ejaculated into an anus after climax during anal sex.

n. A buildup of semen in and around the anus after multiple cum blasts.
I fucked my lady in the ass so much tonight that she has a build up of rectal slime up her tight asshole.

Prostitutes beware that if you don't wash up immediately after anal pound sessions followed by creampies you'll have a massive build up of rectal slime!
by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 1, 2026
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