springroll quota

When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls

Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota

by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024

BS Quotient

The level of ability to identify false information, lies, half-truths, misinformation, mistaken information, disinformation and other nonsense that is inaccurate, misleading, deceptive or harmful. Also known as BQ, which stands for B.S. Quotient or Bullshit Quotient.

"Man, with her high BS Quotient or BQ she is hard to trick because she checks original information sources to verify claims of politicians, salespersons, online scammers and her mother-in-law."

"His low BQ or inability to sort facts from fiction makes him susceptible to being scammed or believing in conspiracy theories."

"Just like having a high IQ (Intelligence Quotient), or EQ (Emotional Quotient), a high BQ (BS Quotient) - the ability to detect misleading information - improves life outcomes."

by BullFreeMind April 9, 2025

Honestly quite incredible

Rodion from Limbus Company.

Rodion has one of the best sinking and bleed ids, a pretty good tremor ID and a team defining rupture ID. This a subtle reference to the fact that she is honestly quite incredible.

by Rodion's biggest fan May 12, 2025

really quite contreally

The most extreme affirmation to 'really'

I really quite contreally kid you not about what happened!

by LcS1 June 26, 2025

encephalization quotient

Also known as "brain-to-body mass ratio", this term commonly abbreviated as EQ refers to the ratio between the actual or measured brain size of a species to the size predicted in reference to its body mass. Please note that modern humans (Homo sapiens) have an EQ between 6 and 7, meaning that our brain mass is typically 6 times greater than that of a typical mammal.

Did you know that humans have an EQ (encephalization quotient) of 6 to 7? That means our brains are way bigger than what you’d expect for our body size, which helps explain why we’re so good at thinking outside the box.

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient)

An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.

by EOMGuy September 3, 2009

head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.

Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.

by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017