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Constantly posting useless quotes on Facebook in order to make you appear more; spiritual, motivated or interesting than you actually are. You're also quite satisfied that you found this quote and can spread your unparalleled "wisdom" with the rest of the world.
"I hate Dave's Facebook page, it's a constant quotebook".

E.g. "If you never go after what you want you'll never have it" unknown

"Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think" Buddha

Basically all this kind of wank where people think that posting it on Facebook will change them or change the world… ugh!
quotebook by quotebook January 17, 2014
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Add that to the quote book 

A very common phrase used when one's math teacher implies a mass-murder.
"Just to be fair I'll let you all die"
"Add that to the quote book"

quotebucket.org 

A large quote database with quotes from around the internet.

"QuoteBucket hosts a collection of user submitted quotes from IRC networks around the internet,
Some quotes are also from MSN, Yahoo! IM, AIM, ICQ, MySpaceIM and many other on-line messaging services. "
An example quote from quotebucket.org:

(+tssguy123) So Nolan
(+tssguy123) Sup
(+tssguy123) With your sexual live
(+tssguy123) life
(+tssguy123) and i mean the relationship between you and your fist.
<%Caleb> O_O
(+Nolan) Fuck you.
quotebucket.org by adpeni July 19, 2009

The Quote Book

"The Quote Book" is a quote book written by WilburSoot (YouTube/Twitch star), which contains funny quotes and sayings said by TommyInnit (YouTube/Twitch star). Over the months, Wilbur has collected quite a few, with most of them being slightly embarrassing (on Tommy's part) catchphrases.
From MCC 4: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
"That's going in the Quote Book!"
*A lot of laughing*
The Quote Book by TempoBerrily January 13, 2021

quotebot 

A common species of human known to speak only in movie quotes due to a lack of original thought.
Sherrie is such a quotebot it feels like I'm listening to the Paramount Pictures Memorable Moments highlight reel.
quotebot by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

Quakebooking 

the act of constantly updating your facebook status about aftershocks after an earthquake
stop Quakebooking we all felt it you retard! we dont need facebook to tell us!!
Quakebooking by thousymantis May 20, 2011

quotebooking 

Quoting little more than a famous quote while posting a status on facebook or twitter in an attempt to appear deep and well educated. Also includes posting fragmented song lyrics.
Jim is speak softly but carry a large stick.

Thanks Jim, like we didn't already hear that one before - quit quotebooking.
quotebooking by idonotcre February 23, 2010
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