1- heyyyy! are you pre-listening to me? what are you thinking about?
2- my mom always pre-listens to me! She never cares what I'm saying
2- my mom always pre-listens to me! She never cares what I'm saying
by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010
Get the pre-listen mug.Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.
So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink
So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink
Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.
Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!
Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!
Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!
Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!
by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010
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(adj.) Something recently acquired that, due to inferior construction, breaks before you can use it, making it useless, e.g. cheap bin liners, corporate gift pens, etc.
A: Hey, this pen I was given when attending that workshop is really shiny but it doesn’t write.
B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.
B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.
by W. T. Figo November 21, 2010
Get the pre-obsolescent mug.When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.
guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."
guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."
guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."
by seezilysoo February 22, 2011
Get the pre-paranoid mug.Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.
by deeezznuts June 11, 2011
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An invitation to an event that is sent out prior to the actual invitation for the purpose of gauging interest or availability.
An invitation to an event that is sent out prior to the actual invitation for the purpose of gauging interest or availability.
We should have a 4th of july party, unless everyone is going to be out of town. We better send out a pre-vite to see if it's even worth it
by airman6563 July 8, 2011
Get the Pre-Vite mug.Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
by JSBizzle September 21, 2011
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