The state of preparing yourself for what could possibly occure but will never happen.

The state of having a loaded gun under your pillow for when the clowns come to eat you. "CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME. CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME."
My grandmother made me so preparanoid that we were going to be homeless this Christmas, that I totaly forgot about wanting presents.
by PimpDisco June 13, 2006
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A prepared person who is EXTREMELY paranoid of not being prepared.
My Wife is such a preparanoid when it comes to preparing for a trip because she is so paranoid we will forget something.
by flipflopqueen July 28, 2018
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