pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.

guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."

pre-paranoid by seezilysoo February 22, 2011

Preparanoia 

Being paranoid about being prepared or preparing to be paranoid. The paranoia that comes from not knowing if you are prepared. The time before being paranoid when you feel as if you may become paranoid.

I was suffering from preparanoia before the test yesterday.

Preparanoia by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

preparanoid 

The state of preparing yourself for what could possibly occure but will never happen.

The state of having a loaded gun under your pillow for when the clowns come to eat you. "CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME. CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME."

My grandmother made me so preparanoid that we were going to be homeless this Christmas, that I totaly forgot about wanting presents.

preparanoid by PimpDisco June 15, 2006

preparanoid 

A prepared person who is EXTREMELY paranoid of not being prepared.

My Wife is such a preparanoid when it comes to preparing for a trip because she is so paranoid we will forget something.

preparanoid by flipflopqueen July 28, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022