Pre Friendsgiving

When you and your friends need a legitament reason to all gather together at ones house to enjoy food, alcohol and any other legal (or non legal) drugs; too soon in November to be considered actual Friendsgiving.

Hey , buddy, since it’s only November 5th we should have pre Friendsgiving at my place since you’re hosting Friendsgiving at yours.

by Wolf_man_22 November 14, 2017

pre-thot

A human female, aged 12-16, whose future thot-hood is as imminent as the entropic decay of the universe. Typically found excreting the word "savage" from their poorly-lipsticked mouths. Certain sub-species can be found dabbing on haters.

"When ISIS finally drops a tactical nuke on Jake Paul's house, the city will be littered with pre-thot bone dust."

by Interopology December 14, 2017

pre lyricated

When you sing the lyrics to a song too early.

“Hey Susan, you’re singing the wrong part of the song”

“Sorry, I pre lyricated”

by Floren January 27, 2018

pre-saturday

The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.

I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite

by FGCinHB January 29, 2018

Pre-Puke

When you eat a large amount of food, then puke a little in your mouth, then swallow it back.

"I was eating a fat bag of hot Cheetos, and then i had a Pre-Puke.

by ChingidyChang April 3, 2018

Pre-mortem

An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.

A pre-mortem of your actions, will inspire you to plan ahead for the future.

by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018

Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda June 1, 2018