H. R. Pickens

The only man who came close to breaking Abraham H. Parnassus, but then proceeded to be grinded into the ground and buried by his rival because he was weak. Abraham then seduced his granddaughter and filled her belly with his festering seed, and sired a boy, his last revenge against H. R. Do not be weak like H. R. Pickens.

You are weak like H. R. Pickens

by Abraham H. Parnassus February 19, 2022

apple picking

Going to bars or other public places with the intent to talk to, flirt or pick up "women" with an adam's apple.

"Did you see that dude with John last night?" - alex

"Ya, they went apple picking last night" - tom

by Justin Power October 21, 2007

pickford

Pickford was played by Shawn Andrews in the 1993 film Dazed and Confused. Kevin Pickford was Michelle's boyfriend who dealt pot for a living, so he could pay off the car dealership who sold him his 1970 Pontiac GTO. In the film he drove around in his rad car getting wacked out on weed, and destroying private property. As you can tell by closely watching his countenace during the film, he spent most of his time in la la land, off in his own imagination. Very expressive eyes, I'll give him that.

Pickford was often heard calling the school newbies junior, as in Watch ya step, junior! He was the baddest ass in Dazed and Confused, a cult classic film of 1993.

by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

cherry picker

In hockey a person who mainly goes for easy shots such as rebounds.

"Sidney Crosby is such a cherry picker he just sits beside the net!"

by Quick Releasse! April 25, 2010

Pickering

Somewhere you'd never admit you're from.

He's from North Battleford, Saskatchewan. Don't mention it around him though; it's a real pickering.

by Your nom October 20, 2012

pick up

To Purchase something

Man, I gotta pick up that new e40 cd.

by Graphfix August 8, 2006

Pickens County Georgia

A place populated by dumb, uneducated rednecks, mud crickets, and other sorts of meth using white trash. Almost everybody is related and if not they're from Atlanta. Everybody shoves Jesus Christ down your throat and I one does not except then well you're criticized for not believing in some magic man in the sky who got a virgin pregnant. Incest is...rampant and well observed on the western end of the County, while the Eastern End lives in Opulence, with mansions and shit. You may run into a few 13-year-olds who fit the description of an alcoholic with there mouths full of a whole can of Levi Garrett Dip. If you don't like football, your not Christian, and if you're not Christian you're not American. By God is a literal space filler, verb, adjective, and preposition here and Donald Trump is Next to god.

Susan- Hey Richie wanna go on a date?
Richie- No we might be cousins it's Pickens County Georgia after all.

by Wei Shingyang June 6, 2018