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pickford 

The highest level of chola known to the mexican community. They generally have a small to even smaller sized penis and a head the size of a watermellon. Wearing black sports caps and slicking there hair back, they tend to think that they are "smooth" when dealing with the opposite sex but usually get laughed at, slapped, or have drinks thrown on them. Pay no regard to these "pickford cholas" as they only cause mayhem to gardens and taco bells across the nation.....
chola "Damn that Pickford Chola..... keeps takin his sweet as fuckin time!!"

"If you ever use a bong as a microphone, then this may also be described as a Pickford Chola"

"Ever destroyed a kitchen cooking a small meal? Damn, thats a Pickford Chola and a half!!"

"Came home in a drunken rage and ripped a railing off?? Pickford Chola..."

"Tossed a dishwasher across the room??? Pickford Chola"
pickford by fooz420 January 23, 2013
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pickford 

Pickford was played by Shawn Andrews in the 1993 film Dazed and Confused. Kevin Pickford was Michelle's boyfriend who dealt pot for a living, so he could pay off the car dealership who sold him his 1970 Pontiac GTO. In the film he drove around in his rad car getting wacked out on weed, and destroying private property. As you can tell by closely watching his countenace during the film, he spent most of his time in la la land, off in his own imagination. Very expressive eyes, I'll give him that.
Pickford was often heard calling the school newbies junior, as in Watch ya step, junior! He was the baddest ass in Dazed and Confused, a cult classic film of 1993.
pickford by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

PICKFORD 

Goal keeper for England football team

A top guy and a fucking LEDGEND
PICKFORD IS A LEDGEND, ITS COMING HOME
PICKFORD by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018

pickford 

jack loves jill like pickford loves rekha
pickford by louise March 23, 2004

Pickford 

Having smaller arms than a T-Rex
Person 1 - "Hey, have you seen that guy?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, look at that pickford"
Person 1- "They are small to be fair"
Pickford by PseudoNombre March 30, 2021

Pickford's Water Bottle 

Using pre-written prompts or cheat codes to help you perform well at something like an exam, speech, GTA or penalty shootout. Potentially written on your hand, sleeve, scrap of paper or water bottle.
Jenkins: "What ho Pembo!"
Pembo: "What ho!"
Jenkins: "I say Pembo, how did you manage to ace that Latin exam? You never study."
Pembo (tapping the side of his nose): "Pickford's Water Bottle, Old Chap!"

Jordan Pickford 

He is proof that the dinosaurs are still around
"There is a Jordan Pickford with his arms like a t rex"
"And he has conceded a goal from 15 yards because his arms are far to small"
Jordan Pickford by Nobbybobby January 12, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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