(The permanent period)
Pronounced Purr-mee-uhd
noun
A female who seems as if she is always on her period.
Permiods may constantly be in a bad mood, reject your advances (often times even the smoothest pick up lines will not work on these foul beings), and/or relentlessly talk in a rude or obnoxious manner.
Most of the time, they will be hideous and bitchy due to lack of action, but sometimes they just think they are better than everyone else. They may also be dykes who are angry that they aren't men. On occasion, they are semi-attractive, but merely haven't learned their place (in the kitchen).
Many of these women can be identified as the grenade of the group, and sometimes even the queen bee. It is very difficult to deal with these types of women; therefore, they are best left alone.
Pronounced Purr-mee-uhd
noun
A female who seems as if she is always on her period.
Permiods may constantly be in a bad mood, reject your advances (often times even the smoothest pick up lines will not work on these foul beings), and/or relentlessly talk in a rude or obnoxious manner.
Most of the time, they will be hideous and bitchy due to lack of action, but sometimes they just think they are better than everyone else. They may also be dykes who are angry that they aren't men. On occasion, they are semi-attractive, but merely haven't learned their place (in the kitchen).
Many of these women can be identified as the grenade of the group, and sometimes even the queen bee. It is very difficult to deal with these types of women; therefore, they are best left alone.
Bill: Dude, what the fuck? I grabbed that Rachel's ass, and she turned around and slapped me!
Mark: Haha! You should've known. She's always like that.
Bill: Fucking Permiod!
Mark: Haha! You should've known. She's always like that.
Bill: Fucking Permiod!
by TheBitchKiller January 26, 2011
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Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.
by C Jara May 3, 2011
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Greg: "Yeah, that takes true perslutverance."
Bridget: "Wait, she slept with him, without a condom, despite knowing that he had AIDS?"
Greg: "That is perslutverance to the max."
Greg: "Yeah, that takes true perslutverance."
Bridget: "Wait, she slept with him, without a condom, despite knowing that he had AIDS?"
Greg: "That is perslutverance to the max."
by Mufasa14 September 27, 2011
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Get the perbre mug.When a girl looks good from a distance but as the girl gets closer you realize that your previous notion was false. (Also know as P.D.)
When you see that girl from a distance and is like damn shes hot, but when she gets close you notice 5 warts on her face and an abnormally lopsided set of breast. You say "damn that was some major P.D.(Perspectorial distortion )".
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