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Permiod

(The permanent period)
Pronounced Purr-mee-uhd
noun
A female who seems as if she is always on her period.

Permiods may constantly be in a bad mood, reject your advances (often times even the smoothest pick up lines will not work on these foul beings), and/or relentlessly talk in a rude or obnoxious manner.

Most of the time, they will be hideous and bitchy due to lack of action, but sometimes they just think they are better than everyone else. They may also be dykes who are angry that they aren't men. On occasion, they are semi-attractive, but merely haven't learned their place (in the kitchen).

Many of these women can be identified as the grenade of the group, and sometimes even the queen bee. It is very difficult to deal with these types of women; therefore, they are best left alone.
Bill: Dude, what the fuck? I grabbed that Rachel's ass, and she turned around and slapped me!
Mark: Haha! You should've known. She's always like that.
Bill: Fucking Permiod!
by TheBitchKiller January 26, 2011
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Uber-Period

When her period's so bad she starts foaming at the mouth and speaking latin
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AMANDA"S ON HER UBER-PERIOD
by acavern November 20, 2018
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Uber-Period

When a girl's vagina starts erupting blood, causing her to go into a state introvertness and hostility. Usually, one can differ a period from an uber period by the duration of the pissiness. A girl plagued with the uber period will go through at least a month of being pissed off before returning to normal, ususally with some lame excuse to justify her unprovoked agitation.
Person 1: Yo bruh, you still into that chick?

Person 2: Nah bruh, she hit her uber-period.

Person 1: That sucks nig.
by big jiji December 5, 2013
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Post-period farts

When period is over kept in farts just flatualate outward without victim notiseing
It stinks! Must be my post-period farts...
by Muis_Rip9 August 15, 2018
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Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014
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periodly

The end of of the statement. Conversation over.
by G Jenkins May 11, 2016
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Period

Suzy is on her period.
Her boyfriend bought her chocolate, she the whole bag without saying a thanks. Her friends run from her, scared she will snap. Her glare says it all, and the stain on pants proves it. Suzy’s uterus isn’t happy, it wants a child. But Suzy’s uterus doesn’t know that at 14 if she got pregnant that would ultimately ruin her life. She would be working 2 jobs to feed her kid after her parents kicked her out , she lives in a dirty apartment, and is addicted to drugs for her sorrows drown her.

Don’t give in to the uterus kids.
Stay strong
Stay in school.
by Mexican Taco Girl May 25, 2018
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