Penguin

An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.

President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”

by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022

Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.

Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!

by Quintopolise April 20, 2021

cameolt penguin

a really dirty looking irish slut

bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..

by ras elias May 5, 2009

Penguin

A penguin is a bird that is so freaking cute that it kills you

OMG look at that cute penguin

by ShadowWolfYTX November 13, 2020

Penguin

A zebra chicken

Don’t you think a panda reminds you of a penguins colours

by A user who is anonymous May 18, 2020

penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex

I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable

by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022

Penguin

when your dick is almost straight up in a erection.

Dude1 damn he got da penguin
Dude2 that penguin rivals mt everest

by Sir of Steel February 8, 2020