Desk pump

To randomly shoot the ceiling (With a pistol) while sitting at your desk at work.

I DID MY FIRST DESK PUMP!

by TheZarz July 20, 2010

Goony Pump

Any type of Shotgun used by a Goon/Person.

Get all tha goons and get dem Goony Pumps we fin to do a 187.

by Thaone07 April 29, 2009

lil pump

he,s the type who fuck bitches in Skechers and some blue jeans and a heat jersey yes hes from Miami

me; *looks on Instagram and sees lil pump looks at most recent vid* lil pump: hello Instagram it's ya boy pumpwanthatpussy2135 I done fucked my girl so damn hard that me: eyes grows wide* wait what? lil pump: to the point where my left leg has went numb my left leg is completely numb and my dick has gone numb to the point where. me*turns off video* oh hell naw fAM IM OUT *goes to room*

by really niggga guy December 13, 2017

shit pump

A general term defining people who seem to be well taken care of but are totally useless.

"Did you see the new guy they just brought in? What a shit pump!"

by Johnny Esquire May 13, 2006

pump and dump

1) to have sexual intercourse with a woman, withdraw, and then ejaculate all over her.

2) to buy a stock, hype it all over message boards on the internet to make other people buy it, and then sell it after it goes up

1) man i pumped my cock into gail's pussy and then dumped my cum all over her. she looked like a glazed donut!

2) look at this guy trying to tell us to buy XYZ stock. he's doing a pump and dump.

by whodey June 13, 2004

pump fake

a girl that looks awesome from a distance but terrible up close

dude, that chick is a total pump fake

by kyle March 25, 2005

Pump Station

The kill zone on a deer or other game animal, but primarily referring to the heart (since it is a pump.)

"Would you look at that majestic protein packed beast!" exclaimed an excited Ted Nugent in a barely controlled whisper. "I am about to slide a broad point right through his pump station! Watch closely boys and girls!" Whoooooosh!!!!

by Motorcity Madman February 4, 2010