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2 Pump Chump

When a guy is gaveling sex and cums in about 3 seconds after starting
Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase

Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks
by Rca1021 February 3, 2020
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Jersey Shore Fist Pump

When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air
I Gave her a Jersey Shore Fist pump, lets just say she no longer has a uterus.
by Jizzleman34 December 19, 2009
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hand-pump

when somebody who doesn't have a girl friend or a loner shakes his special organ with his hand
Ever since Chris's girl friend broke up with him, he is relying on hand-pump.

Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.

Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.
by Anks00 May 22, 2011
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Protein Pump

- A kind of protein that is capable of pumping out compounds that could pose a threat to the ones close to you. Your girlfriend, significant other, Sister, Mother, Mother in-law, and yes your Grandma too.

- Swallowing a bit of this super human sperm will give you super power to get jacked fibras, scientist have compare this sperm to celltech, they say they are almost the same.

- Drinking sperm of PP its illegal in pro-competitions.

- Most know member of insatiable sexual creatures of bodybuilding.com

-The penor, a bacterial protein complex that repels a wide range of antibiotics through its ability to capture and pump out a spectrum of structurally diverse compounds would be the active, while using a decoy to attract the prey.
1. Sluuug: What supplements are you taking?
Jacked-mofo: I am taking dat der Protein Pump.

2. Grandma, are you going out tonight?
Yes, i am going into a wild adventure with PP

3. I fk anything that moves
by RMV January 6, 2009
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Lil Pump

Gazzy Garcia. An inarticulate Florida rapper who glorifies the thug lifestyle. Rumors spread that Garcia turned down an acceptance to Harvard University to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper, however these rumors are false. However, his extensive educational background does include getting expelled from multiple district schools and thereafter was enrolled in an opportunity high school. Was then expelled in the tenth grade for fighting and inciting a riot.
Lil Pump never received an acceptance to Harvard. When his rap career fizzles out, he'll be lucky if he can get a job as the overnight cashier at the local 7-11.
by SlightlyNuts January 8, 2018
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Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate

Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring

Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible

Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside

To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit

Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around

Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump

Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump

Jas: dude you blow my mind

Rose: and you blow my cock
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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Lil pump

A guy that's whack in bed.One pump chump.A Loser
(Girl) Man you a lil pump
(Guy)fuck you I got mine you best get yours
by Cbone024 July 23, 2017
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