Chubbin Muffin

Chubbin means to eat.

and

Muffin means to cup your hand around your anus when you fart and waft it towards your friends/enemy/innocent by-standers mouth/nose

when you put them together it literally means to eat a fart

Gerald:*farts*
Brandon:Dude did you just fart?
Gerald:*in the background cupping his hand and moving his fart towards Brandons face*
Brandon:WTF!!What are you doing Gerald?!?!
Gerald:*ROFLcopters*Umm...you'll see.
Brandon:*Gags*WTF dude you just made me chubb a muffin!!!

by AgG SP Ball3r August 24, 2005

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Dingleberry Muffin

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.

Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

by mvillemuffinman July 19, 2010

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muffin tuckets

The folds of skin located betwinx a womens legs, otherwise known as vaginal lips... usualy of abnormal proportions

"I jus wanna grab you by the muffin tuckets and OOGA BOOGA!"

by Dr. Thomas Jay August 16, 2005

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dank muffin

the coolest of cool, the steezyest, most legit

"that kids such a dank muffin."

by joe:) March 20, 2008

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split the muffin

While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.

My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!

by Douche McGouche November 07, 2007

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