Morgan is the name of a guy who is really nice and gets all the girls, he has a huuuuuge penis and lots of girls get penetrated on the daily by his huge schlong. He is super sexy and super strong and he likes nocking out little midgets that are annoying as fuck. He will fill your ass with for days
by MorganIsSexy December 7, 2020
Get the Morgan (Male) mug.A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.
LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
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Sigma males are dreamy, sexy, mysterious and their ‘don’t give a shit about what others think of them’ attitude just drives women crazy! He’s full of confidence and sure of himself. The guy I date is a sigma...he’s rebellious, rides a Harley, and other guys seem to feel uncomfortable and intimidated by him, (as seen by some of the other posts on here). Whenever we go out, the others girls can’t stop staring at him because they too know how sexy a sigma male is. The thing I like most about him is he doesn’t need a group of guys around him to validate himself like ‘alphas’ do...and everyone else in the hierarchy, well us girls don’t really pay attention to them anyway LOL. I love my bad boy Sigma!
Who’s that mysterious, sexy guy over there by himself That all the women are drooling over? He must be a sigma male!
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To be an Omega Male is to be the end, to be the end is to be Death, to be Death is to be the one who ends the story, this is the last man standing when everything else has fallen. Omega males have no need to lead but have a great need to know truth. To know truth is to know point, to know point is to know the answer, to know the answer is the end of the question.
Those who go to war with the Omega male soon realise that you can not kill Death. But that Death will always embrace you in the end.
To be an Omega Male is to be the end, to be the end is to be Death, to be Death is to be the one who ends the story, this is the last man standing when everything else has fallen. Omega males have no need to lead but have a great need to know truth. To know truth is to know point, to know point is to know the answer, to know the answer is the end of the question.
Those who go to war with the Omega male soon realise that you can not kill Death. But that Death will always embrace you in the end.
The King, The Judge, The Warrior all learn to be Alpha Males in their life. But those who become Omega Males become The Inquisitors that test the depth of truth within the Alpha Males, ultimately measuring the worth of their soul.
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Get the Beta Male mug.A genre of television show that picked up steam within the last decade. In this genre, the leaders and/or principal parts that require someone to be strong-willed and concientious are played by women. All men in the show are flawed either morally, physically, or mentally and are always a step below and behind their female counterparts.
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