Lonely Nights

When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.

by Roy Berto February 26, 2012

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Water Bottle Is Full May 29, 2011

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Empty Water Bottle May 29, 2011

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight

Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016

late night lonelies

When you are tired and sleepy, but stay up way past your bedtime anyways, feeling lonely. You know you should go to sleep, but a quiet desperation is preventing you from being rational.

I've got the late night lonelies. I should try to sleep.

by superjoe30 March 22, 2009

Lonely Night

when you get booted offline on a console

John i’m finna give you a lonely night.

by buttmaker October 25, 2020