Machine

A complicated system created for a specific job either manual or automatic.

Machine

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 5, 2020

Machine Gun Kelly

A music artist from Ohio who had a decent rap career and decent fan base, but ended up getting into a Twitter argument with Eminem, and dissing him in a song called Rap Devil, ultimately ending his chances of gaining any respect as a rapper after Eminem's reply, Killshot. He now makes rock music, and has featured many artists, including YUNGBLUD. He is best friends with Saturday Night Live actor, Pete Davidson. His name is often abbreviated as "MGK"

An idiot: "Machine Gun Kelly makes trash music"
Anyone with a brain: "And he still gets more views than you, Karen."

by Just Another No Name June 6, 2022

chrome machine

Refers to the weapon we call gun

Ayo, son, the chrome machine will delete, right here from your dome to your feet! So watch your tone.

by Blue Raven November 30, 2005

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Headache machine

A friends younger sibling, usually very annoying and loud. Talks too much and is relentlessness in questions and annoying or retarded antics.

Nick: Seb, your cousin marcel is such a fucking headache machine.

Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.

by Nick Brizz August 17, 2011

Bitch Machine

Exercise machine; elliptical. Often used by weak minded men, always used by women.

Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?

Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?

by criminallygoodlooking June 10, 2011

Slut Machine

Slut Machine is named after the similarity of the motion used with a slot machine

When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating

So this chicks boobs were popping out and I went up to here and gave her the slut machine

by BirdMan_717 September 13, 2016