Ohio Miracle

After a decade or more of being married you get a blowjob from your wife.

Hey Guys, last night my wife got drunk and gave me an Ohio Miracle!

by Scotty stigs July 16, 2017

Xavier Mireles

A boy who can't get a girl and keep her

Then he will turn around a stab you in the back

Can't get a girl his own age needs a freshman (when he is a Senior)
Will lie about ever having sex cause he can't even get a girl

And Will try and sweet talk you dont fall for it

But he makes you happy when your just talking to him but its not worth a broke heart

Damn Girl you guy is an Xavier Mireles

by YaGirl98 October 9, 2018

Edwin Miranda

likes to scream in class and is ultra mega big gay.

Edwin Miranda has ebola

by By Caleb March 6, 2019

generation of miracles

In the Anime "Kuroko no Basuke" the Generation of Miracles is a group of Japanese middle school prodigies that excel at the sport basketball

The generation of miracles won the Nationals AGAIN!!!

by Warrior1692 May 30, 2016

Gladys Grimpen-Mire

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.

“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”

by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018

St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

doing a mircea

telling someone you will never leave them and can't imagine your life without them while having a secret relationship, then ghosting and coming back into their life all over again

Friend 1: i can't believe he did that to me, he was my best friend
Friend 2: he is doing a mircea

by chelsea404 December 11, 2022