mirf

mom i'd run from. any unnatractive single mother who's men who claim her kids or claim to know her.

Has an ugly used up pussy before age 20. Usually contains diseases and numerous infections are plentiful.

Usually attention starved, on dope and going nowhere in life. Also asthetically unfortunate.

Wow, look at that aardvark looking bitch. That's definitely a mom i'd run from.

That's a MIRF.

by smartmart December 16, 2008

mirf

A clumsy idividual, who usually lacks common sense, style, spacial awarness, motorskillz and hand eye coodination. (also refered to as a "pinner mirf")

Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads

"I cannot believe you just spilled my cremated grandma all over my mom's kzakistanian rug, you f$%@ing MIRF!"

by TONYBACON August 6, 2009

mirf

A MIRF is the exact opposite of a milf. While a milf is a mother that someone would like fuck( bang the shit out of) a mirf is a mother that someone would regret fucking( really bad pussy haha.)

juliets mom is fucking hot and is definetly a milf. but john's mom is a mirf. I totally regret fucking her, her pussy smelled like rotten fish and dam did she need to shave or what.

by The whitest mother fucker ever July 26, 2010

mirf

Its not a mirf u queer its a MILF u dumbass. Mom Ide Like To Fuck. U Renob

U r gay, learn how to say shit correctly b4 u put it on the internet

by The one who slept with your mom January 15, 2005

mirf

A hott mom

Alex's mom is a mirf!

by Monique February 20, 2003

MIRF

(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"

by pose2pose November 9, 2008

MIRF

(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"

by pose2pose September 19, 2008