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Hello Kitty 

Standard call for rapists before striking. Also used to express desire or simply to fill silences. Common among youths of rural Wales.

Feminine tense: Hello Kitten
Common northern version: Ay-up fluffy whiskers
Teacher: "One more word out of any of you and you'll all have detention!"
Pause
Legend: "Hello kitty."

Fit girl walks past
Male: "Hello Kitty..."

Male takes of shirt in gym
Woman: "Hello kitten..."

Young woman out jogging. Male jumps out in front of her. Tense pause. He smiles.
"Hello Kitty."
Hello Kitty by dyslexic-chyc December 20, 2010
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Fresh Kitty 

Fresh kitty is defined as the newest, least used pussy at a party.
Dude 1: Yo you see that fine hunny at the party?

Dude 2: Yeah, but I don't know that bitch's name yet.. She's fresh kitty.

Dude 1: Word, I gotta change that.... Tonight nigga!
Fresh Kitty by K4TM4N January 25, 2011

Bear Kitty 

An abnormally large black cat that one may consider to appear as mini panthro (From He-Man).
"OMG! What the fuck is that?"
"That my friend is Bear Kitty!"
Bear Kitty by bossyboobs872 March 25, 2012

Jizz Kitty 

After blowing your load in a girl, you go down on her and lap up your semen.
"After shooting my load in Chrissy, I went down her and became her jizz kitty."
Jizz Kitty by theangrybeard August 16, 2014

swift kitty 

A lady using her intellect and sexual prowess to compromise men and procure a favorable position in future circumstances. Often times she'll employ maneuvers to exploit the schmuck before he realizes the quagmire he's gotten himself into.

Beware she's crafty and always one step ahead of you.
See that chic over there; yeah she's one swift kitty.
swift kitty by Slick#1 January 23, 2016

sexy kitty 

A person who yawns like a cat sneezes like a cat and has a nice ass and big sexy attractive boobs.
Person 1: "Wow, look at her ass."
Person 2: "She must be a sexy kitty."
sexy kitty by Lone wolf101 April 18, 2016

Angry Kitty 

When your girl pushes you out with her pussy muscles right after sex.
Man my girl gave me an angry Kitty last night.
Angry Kitty by Evil Krys April 23, 2016