Jizz Kitty

After blowing your load in a girl, you go down on her and lap up your semen.
"After shooting my load in Chrissy, I went down her and became her jizz kitty."
by theangrybeard August 16, 2014
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Saturn rocket

Like the NASA rockets, a three stage shit, usually after a night of drinking. It's a hard, knotty turd followed by a soft clay-like shit and topped off by loose toilet spray.
After drinking $1 drafts all night and the White Castle, I fired out a Saturn rocket this morning.
by theangrybeard September 14, 2014
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