Definitions by theangrybeard

Saturn rocket 

Like the NASA rockets, a three stage shit, usually after a night of drinking. It's a hard, knotty turd followed by a soft clay-like shit and topped off by loose toilet spray.

After drinking $1 drafts all night and the White Castle, I fired out a Saturn rocket this morning.

Saturn rocket by theangrybeard September 14, 2014

Jizz Kitty 

After blowing your load in a girl, you go down on her and lap up your semen.

"After shooting my load in Chrissy, I went down her and became her jizz kitty."

Jizz Kitty by theangrybeard August 16, 2014