the dump jump

When you're taking such a hard shit, that when it hits the water, it scares you/hurts you so much, that your only option is to jump.

Gabe : Duuudddee. My head hurts so bad.

Joe : What's wrong?

Gabe : I was shitting and it hurt so bad that I jumped in the air, slipped, and hit my head on my shelf of bongs.

Joe : Damn. The Dump Jump. Always thought that was some legend.

by LongJohnson21 December 30, 2013

Dump Jump

When you are having sex and you jump over your mate and poop on them in the air.

Me and Amy were having sex when she suggested I Dump Jump her.

by MAY01337 December 30, 2013

Naked jump rope guy

A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.

Lets go see that naked jump rope guy.

by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010

Gangsta Jump

When the jump is too long, so you straight up gangsta it. Like a pro hop in basketball, but way more gangsta

Ohhh snap he gangsta jumped that one

by the man with the plan bitches December 10, 2009

hyper jump

A moment of clarity during drunken fun.

Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.

by nexttech June 20, 2011

mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.

we went mum jumping last night

by thugaim September 18, 2013

go jump in a hole

An insult given to a very obnoxious person

Land: I know everything and am going to be really obnoxious about it.

Jam: Go jump in a hole

by Djsns December 4, 2013