Jake Paul

Self centered fboy snake. He’s currently in a fake ass relationship with an irrelevant girl who’s nicknamed snake bitch, her real name is (real name cuz that’s the only real thing about her) is Erika hoestell. He cheated on his sweet and hot ex girlfriend Alissa Violet (queen violet) with some 99¢ ugly ass strippers and how he’s a jealous bitch who hates how she’s happy now with her current and amazing loyal bf faze banks (Ricky banks) and tried to kill his career by saying he assulted his assisted which was a fucking lie and went as far to say he cheated (hypocritical huh snake Paul)

Jake Paul is a fucking snake who got fame from his brother Logan Paul

by Fucksnakepaul September 16, 2017

Jake

A big thot. Often seen wearing vineyard vines whilst looking angry due to untreated constipation.

"Did you see Jake today"

"Please dont remind me he exists"

by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019

Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

by Gayqui June 11, 2006

jake_drzayich

offspring of emil & peggy with an obsession with imported water bottles. can be used as an expletive or compliment

i.e.
What a drzayich!
or
wow, you're looking really Jake today!

by N to tha A to the OMI'zzle January 25, 2005

Jake it

to engage in sexual interactions with your best friends girlfriend. Could be anything from kissing to sex. in order to jake it, you can't have any emotions and just can't care about the consequence.

Friend 1- "yo i'm gonna be alone with ben's girlfriend what should we do!"
Friend 2- "jake it!"
Friend 1- "you mean fuck her and not care about if ben finds out?!"
Friend 2- "yeaaah!"

by Eventually February 3, 2013

Jake Vaughn

Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.

Jake Vaughn is a man with a sweet sweet beard.

by Beard King January 3, 2014

Jake Story

An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.

Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"

by anonymous10111213 March 6, 2014