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Jose

super chill and funny guy. good looking but still confusing as fuck. will end up with a girl named alexandra
by hosejose July 1, 2018
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josealfredo

JoseAlfredo is a nice cute caring guy who love his family in always looking for the best in people is always smiling and is make people happy and making people feel great about them self
Girl: JoseAlfredo is sooo nice
Boy: yea he’s a good friend to also making people feel happy
by Maymay7 April 24, 2019
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Josea

Shes the best crackhead ever hands down. She knows all the good rock songs and makes her friends laugh. Everyone gets unfocused from her and she gets one person’s attention though. Always loyal and never cries about drama.
Holy shit!!!! Its josea!!
by Regininpainforpleasure November 4, 2019
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Jose

Jose is a person you can fall in love with less than three seconds. Jose is a person who you can go to and talk to them and they will understand what you are trying to tell him. Jose is a boy who can make you cry one minute then make you laugh the next. If you find a Jose, keep him, he's perfect, trust me, you will not want to lose him.
Girl; Is that the new kid?
Girl2; Yeah, his name is Jose, he's so fucking hot ;).
Jose; Hey! I heard that;)!
by HotieMuch;) January 16, 2020
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Jose

A gorgeous Cuban man who shines like a star. Having the most contagious & sexy smile. Alluring and captivating. He can be either your best friend or your worst enemy. He has a heart of gold and means well. You will never catch "Jose" because he enjoys his life very much on the open road. Very much a free spirit and being out in the open. If you ever "catch" Jose well you will be THE LUCKIEST girl on this planet.
You two won't last, he's a "Jose"
by crzylatinchick April 22, 2011
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san jose dating

To "hook-up" with the same individual repeatedly, with out actually going out together "officially".
Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".
Becki & John? Oh, they're not officially together.. They are just San Jose dating.
by littledesertflower November 2, 2010
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Jose

Jose is a person who will leave you in bed because of his big fat dick he normally has a dropped trucks and has lots of tachuache friends
What droppe you got cuzz Jose fucked me last week and my pussy still hurts
by Jose$$ March 25, 2019
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