why the fuck you lying

a kind of phrase people sing when someone else is lying or making up things he or she didn't do.

A: Bro did you fuck that bitch last night? *finds out from girl that he didn't smash*
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!

by sanzil November 7, 2015

fuck you you fucking fuck

1. extreme diss
2. direct and to the point
3. abrupt end to a phonecall

hey joey.. fuck you you fucking fuck..

by TripD + Sweat January 17, 2008

fuck puppet

Phrase coined by author Christopher Moore to refer to a female companion whose sole contribution to a relationship is the provision of sexual gratification. Can also refer to a male. Implies that, apart from looking good and having sex, the person has no other redeeming qualities.

"Fuck puppets. Every one of them has an apartment that some older executive guy is paying for - just like he paid for the health-club membership and the fake tits. They spend their days getting facials and manicures, and their nights under some suit out of his suit."
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"So they're like mistresses?" Charlie said. "Like in Europe?"
"I suppose," Ray said. "But did you ever get the impression that mistresses worked this hard to look good? I think fuck puppet is more accurate, because when they get too old to hold the attention of their guy, they've got nothing more going. They'll be done, like marionettes with no one at the strings."

by N E B October 16, 2007

FUCK PUDDLE

The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed.

I came back from the bathroom and laid right square in the fuck puddle.

by biker mike` June 29, 2006

Fuck My Life

When you understand your life is fucked. Often triggered by things like: school, crushes, jobs, food, life............

Person 1: We have school tomorrow

me: fuck my life.

by bloutnik February 12, 2017

eye fuck

To stare at someone flirtatiously or insinuating sex.

"The proper hat lady just eye fucked the shit out of me."

by cerealkiller182 November 13, 2005

Don't Give a Fuck

When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.

girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.

by Implying713 October 8, 2011