The coolest human being in the face of the planet. Also, a platypus who enjoys guns thoroughly, and kills in a style similar to Full Metal Jacket.
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“Last night i bought a 3 cans of Copenhagen wintergreen long cut and gave my boyfriend a Danny compa”
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A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.
Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.
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A favorite of middle schoolers, poor people, and people from small towns with no other options (although this is still not an excuse), Arizona Jeans Company is basically one step above buying your clothes at KMart.
A favorite of middle schoolers, poor people, and people from small towns with no other options (although this is still not an excuse), Arizona Jeans Company is basically one step above buying your clothes at KMart.
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Lynn- I am so embarassed. Don't tell anyone, okay? My mom just got fired, and my dad spends all of his paycheck at the bar...
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Man, Rob did a combat roll last night. He fucked off to the toilet and never came back.
Anne, if this party gets any worse i'm gonna pull a combat roll.
Anne, if this party gets any worse i'm gonna pull a combat roll.
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Me and my buddy were on our way home on a country road after a long day's work. Suddenly, just after the turn-off, out jumped a doe (deer) in front of us. I was already in a coma from work -- after hitting the deer, and narrowly avoiding a serious car accident, I now was totally comatoast.
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