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Cannon

A Person that is a very funny person, a rare name given by some, and those who possess it, will be remembered by all. A all in all nice guy, powns at games, and a great lover to all women.
Jeffrey: dang i wish my name was cannon, mine is soo plain and original.

Sally: Yeaa, i wish your name was cannon as well.
by Some Koreann June 29, 2010
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party cannon

named for the metaphor of bringing a cannon (like a small civil war cannon) to a party to do one of two things

1. Pulled when someone says something toolish

2. Used to disperse a crowd in a bar of people you don't like.
1. Sam and Rick outside during smoke break
Sam: Hey Rick, it's your birthday coming up and we should celebrate. let's do something cool; we'll make it a party
Rick: No can do, I have some work to do. Anyway, I really enjoy work and think get-togethers are getting sort of old, you know?
Sam: *imitates pulling the draw string of a cannon* Party Cannon! That is the lamest toolish piss I've ever heard. Take your head out of your ass and let's go celebrate your fuckin' birthday.

2. Paul: Joe pulled out the party cannon when the Stamp collectors association started singing at his favorite bar. It dispersed them, and then Joe and his friends could drink and have a good time in peace.
by Fuckin' ender of all tools December 30, 2008
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Crack Canyon

High school located in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. Filled with rich spoiled "badass" kids who use their parents money to either start drug habits, or drug dealing.
"Dude, I hate Crack Canyon, we should transfer!"
by ihatecrackcanyon January 15, 2010
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Canton

Canton, also as Kanton, is the old English name of Guangzhou. It is the capital city of the Guangdong province in SouthEast China. It is a metropolis with more than 10 million people. It was built more than 2000 years before, while it is still digging its 8th metro line as a modern city. It is also famous for its awesome food. People also critcize on their talent to cook everything, even a snake.
It took me 2 hours' train to Canton from Hong Kong.
by suyb March 18, 2007
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Semi-canon

Canon means official, therefore semi-canon means semi-official.
Person 1: Is the couple in that series you're watching canon?

Person 2: Sadly no, it's still semi-canon.
by snowfairy65 July 25, 2017
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canon 1Ds

Wow!!! He has a canon 1Ds! That beats a nikon any day!
by starflyer90 July 5, 2009
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Yeet Cannon

A Yeet Cannon in contemporary parlance refers to a pistol or other firearm used in an aggressive manner.

The Spartans used yeet as a battle cry when fighting the Persians at Thermopylae, as translated from neocontemporary Persian accounts of the battle. It is unknown if the term was in common use in the Greek city-states prior to the battle or if it was coined during that engagement.

The Massachusetts army holding Bunker Hill and Breed's Hill yeeted at the British regulars and at least one historian asserts that Major General John Stark, King in the North, yeeted in the general direction of General Howe during the British attack on his position. Though cannon were present during that battle, yeeting was only commonly employed by infantrymen of that time, particularly during bayonet charges.

In 1831, Mexican authorities gave a cannon to the settlers of Gonzales to protect themselves from Comanche raids. In 1835 Colonel Domingo de Ugartechea, the Mexican commander in Texas, requested the return of the cannon. They responded with a single word, YEET! The famous Yeet Cannon would be emblazoned on what would become known as the Gonzales Flag, the forerunner of the eventual Texas State Flag.
Does anyone have a shotgun? All I have are some bandages and a Yeet Cannon.
by Revisionist Historian June 20, 2019
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