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Clappal Tunnel Syndrom

Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.
Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"
by Raleighwood October 8, 2011
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Clapplebees

Catching chlamydia from an Applebee's bathroom or the consequence of a Thursday night at club Applebee's.
I have bad news, Steve, I may have given you the clapplebees.
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Clappah

the booty, ass, even if u got the slightest amount if booty to the size of jupiter
She got a clappah, but Ladarius don't got one. He flat af.
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Clappy Bum

When a person farts and is sounds like someone is clapping in a fast manner
"pfffffffft"
sam: "that sounded like you we giving an applause"
leigh " I have clappy bum"
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clappy member

When you jump up and down naked with a flaccid penis and it makes a clapping sound as it hits your chest.
"I've got a clappy member, watch!" *strips then jumps up and down*
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Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW
Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch
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Clapped

Someone who is extremely stupid or idiotic
Example:
Daniel~ Divine your actually a player
Divine~I know
Daniel~Divine your a clapped bastard
by miraclenwumere_ April 18, 2018
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