chode 

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.

"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."

chode by Altman be praised August 26, 2014

chode 

a small , fat, baby dick.

you're suck a chode!
give me my vibrator back you chode.

chode by ayebae22 November 22, 2015

chode 

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"

chode by Dedoid jnr69 April 3, 2017

Chode 

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght

Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know

Chode by Noice Meme April 21, 2017

Chode 

Enrico Cusimano

The Chode waddled.

Chode by TheBeastFromTheMiddleEast September 27, 2017

Chode 

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.

Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.

Chode by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018

Chode 

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

Chode by Disisalec January 18, 2018