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Straight Business

The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.
Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.

Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!
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Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email
Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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hop on bad business

gay homosexual roblox players play a rip off arsenal game and use snipers as dildos
Terry: Hop on bad business

Jerry: Alright, but I don't like using snipers as dildos.
by californian crackhead May 30, 2021
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Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.
Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.
by Cassidy. August 4, 2016
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business operations analyst

Someone who seems to know a lot of things about the business. He makes you go "oh" and "ah". Someone who can tell you why.
He's the king of knowledge.
He can also be an ass, because he knows everything. He has a right to be an ass.
The business operations analyst is having an affair with a former colleague who is engaged. He thinks no one knows. But everyone does, honey. Everyone does.
by yellow chair February 17, 2015
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Business Card Moment

When you spittin made game at an old lady in the store but your not sure how to say I wanna bang.
An OWL came up in my store and I had a business card moment.
by Slim TT April 14, 2021
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Birkenhead business suit

A tracksuit, usually white fila, worn with trainers: what people from Birkenhead wear on formal occasions
Person one: did you see our John!
Person two: yeah, he was on his way to the job center with his Birkenhead business suit on
by Lydtehsquid September 17, 2019
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