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fat blocker

this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.

fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.

Every man should have a fat blocking friend.
guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."
by Bill2455 November 14, 2005
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Student's Block

- The lack of motivation to study.
- When you have been studying so long you can't process what you're studying anymore.
- Your brain goes blank when you look at your notes and text.
- When called upon in class to discuss last night's assignment, you forget everything you read or studied.
- When you can't stop procrastinating, especially right before your finals.
- You can't remember what you studied when you look at the questions on your exam!
- When you simply stop caring about your studies.
- What you suffer from when you write out definitions for "student's block" 20 minutes before a paper is due, which you didn't even start.
A: "I don't want to work on my paper.... I just don't feel like it."
B: "I think you have student's block. Don't worry; we all get it some time or the other."
by sugarsugar! July 20, 2008
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muff block

When a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. Usually involves unsubtle flirting. Oddly, women with boyfriends or husbands perpetrate the muff block and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. Female version of the cockblock
1) I think Maryanne is muff blocking Allie. She walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while Allie was talking to him.

2) Carol did a classic muff block when she sat on Rob's lap right in front of Heather.
by ClayEaston July 23, 2008
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blockaway

Someone who only looks good from a block away, but when they get close you realize it was all an illusion. A variation on the ever popular butter face.
That guy is a blockaway.
by punan February 26, 2004
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Cedar Block

Usually pertaining to a gang out of compton (Cedar BlocK Piru)
135 Cedar BlocK Piru
151 Cedar BlocK Piru
by Omari J. Reese December 11, 2008
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Penis Blocker

When a girl is on her period and has her tampon in.
"i wanted to have sex with her but she had a penis blocker in"

"ah that sucks man
by Jocelynclark January 16, 2009
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d-block

besides the fact its the group consisting of Jadakiss, Sheek louch, Styles P. and Jae Hood, the D- in
D-Block means disfunctional. Thats basically mean grimy

and something else my muthafuckin hood nigga..HoodLife Bitch
-i Just stole this niggas wallet and shot him in his chest.
- damn son thats d-block
by Randy aka the Missing Link August 19, 2004
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