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Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet
by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021
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Riley Blaked It

When you completely fuck something up
“Shit!! I used the wrong resistors”

Fuckkkkk. You fully Riley Blaked It”
by Praisebetoallah123 December 15, 2021
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Pig in a blanket

The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.
Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?

Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.
by downtowndbrown March 13, 2014
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Portuguese space blanket

Is when you shit on a sheet of tinfoil then get on all fours placing the shit covered tinfoil Infront of you face. Then a transexual fucks you in the ass while pulling the shit covered tinfoil up into your face.
Dude remember that one time you got a Portuguese space blanket in Las Vegas!
by Lovs2spooge:: November 29, 2021
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blanned

-(Adj.) Harshed beyond all recognition on green tequila at the SFU pub.
Hey Cam, have you seen Amy today? I heard she got totally blanned last night!
by Mccow 4C rox March 29, 2004
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Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.
Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!
by MufasaNig December 14, 2010
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