marthayouclumsyslut's definitions

Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)

"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

amogus

DEVIL WORSHIPPERS USE THIS TERM TO INFORM OTHER DEVIL WORSHIPPERS OF SATAN'S MENUSTRAL CYCLE. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE IN PUBLIC USING THIS TERM, DO NOT HESITATE TO BODYSLAM THEM ON THE PAVEMENT THUSLY AND WITH VIGOR!!!!

"AMOGUS BROTHER"

"AMOGUS BROTHER"

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

Cherry Blade Lemonade

the undisputed best flavor of Bang energy drinks. if you disagree, fuck you and die.

"Hey man, what is the best flavor of Bang energy drinks?"

"Cherry Blade Lemonade, no doubt about it. if you disagree, fuck you and die."

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

qwertyuiop

the letters in the top row of a standard keyboard. it's satisfying to just slide your finger across all those keys.

"Hey man, what are the letters in the top row of a standard keyboard?"

"qwertyuiop"

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021