Definitions by marthayouclumsyslut

Stocking Stuffer 

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)

"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"

Stocking Stuffer by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

amogus 

DEVIL WORSHIPPERS USE THIS TERM TO INFORM OTHER DEVIL WORSHIPPERS OF SATAN'S MENUSTRAL CYCLE. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE IN PUBLIC USING THIS TERM, DO NOT HESITATE TO BODYSLAM THEM ON THE PAVEMENT THUSLY AND WITH VIGOR!!!!

"AMOGUS BROTHER"

"AMOGUS BROTHER"

amogus by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

Cherry Blade Lemonade 

the undisputed best flavor of Bang energy drinks. if you disagree, fuck you and die.

"Hey man, what is the best flavor of Bang energy drinks?"

"Cherry Blade Lemonade, no doubt about it. if you disagree, fuck you and die."

Cherry Blade Lemonade by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

qwertyuiop 

the letters in the top row of a standard keyboard. it's satisfying to just slide your finger across all those keys.

"Hey man, what are the letters in the top row of a standard keyboard?"

"qwertyuiop"

qwertyuiop by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

Wet Blanket 

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

Wet Blanket by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021