diabetic albert

Its a diabetic kid that cant get fat because hes diabetic

Dang that kid Albert D is such a diabetic albert no wonder hes skinny.

by 404unknownkid March 30, 2022

randy alberto alvarado vasquez

protagonist of hard work

protagonist of being handsome

protagonist of good looking smile

Randy Alberto Alvarado vasquez he is the protagonist

by Real Alberto April 16, 2022

Astro alerts

Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.

Astro alerts has the most gay members

by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 27, 2022

Dirty Albertan

When you fill your partners fun hole with oil and raw ground beef (extra lean) just before you take it to pound town.

He asked so politely, “Do you want a Dirty Albertan?” .

by D-Mech June 6, 2022

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023

Tyksakken Albert

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.

Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert

by LordBendtner.com December 20, 2023