Pan kvasnoy

Special russian word. Discribes any guy who likes kvas and drink it very often.

"Kolyan is a real pan kvasnoy! He drinks kvas every day"

by SlavicBobby November 5, 2017

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 5, 2010

only pans

A girl that cooks things and makes cute and sexual comments as she cooks

Harold:dude have you seen susividal on instagram she does an excellent only pans show.
Walter:is she hot.
Harold:fuck yes dude

by THEWORSTSELLOUT December 13, 2024

pan-nihilism

Paradigm in which ontology--co-located with epistemology--originates in the future.

Proffers that pan-ontology, global-illumination-that-effects-local-illumination, actually emerges from the past.

In pan-nihilism: emergence-of-uncountability and limina (structure-of-time) are co-located in the future.

Pan-nihilism is a repudiation of historical materialism.

by metawave May 30, 2020

Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

pan broil

the act of ejaculating on a sunburn and then licking it off.

On our trip to the beach Roberto decided to pan broil Kat.

by bellapunta21 June 10, 2007

pan-nihilism

A phenomenon in which iridescence (synchronicity in color modulation) at the surface of space creates symphony or musical harmony.

Pan-nihilism says that synchronicity in color changes at the surface of space creates music itself.

by metawave October 28, 2019