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The Bulu Experience 

Getting Sludge Bomb OHKOed by a Landorus-Therian.
I want to use Bulu at Worlds but I just know I'll have The Bulu Experience.

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

The black phone 

The black phone is a movie about a grabber that takes boys and locks them in his basement. A boy who lives with his abusive dad and little sister. The main boy loses a friend to the grabber. Not going to go into a lot of detail since it’s a great movie you should watch yourself. It’s a movie that has semi scary parts. 100000% would recommend since the actors and producers did an amazing job on this movie. Plus the actors are really cute. A great movie for alittle scare and possibly a cry with your friends or by yourself.
“Have you seen the black phone yet?” Chloe asks “The black phone? Never heard of it” said Taylor “you should 100% watch it” elodie replied.
The black phone by M&Mgirltbp August 26, 2022

putting the blocks to 

To have sex with
I've been putting the blocks to my secretary.

Blow The Balls 

A phrase meaning to uncover something early, wreck it for others.
I was plotting to go burn down my neighbors pool when my crime partner decided to Blow The Balls on the plan and add water instead.
Blow The Balls by Slim Jims R life February 1, 2015

jump the broom 

"Jumping the broom" is an informal marriage or "partnership." It comes from peasant or gypsy marriages before the idea of a "civil marriage" (going before a justice of the peace to vow marriage oaths) came about in Britain with the Marriage Act 1836 - as an alternative to a church marriage.

The concept started in France as <i>mariage sur le croix d'un epee</i> ("marriage on the cross of a sword") which a maudit anglais (Englishman) translated from a French book as "leaping over a broomstick." The original concept comes from ancient military weddings - when a soldier marries one of the women who hung around soldiers back in the day:
"A sword being laid down on the ground, the parties to be married joined hands, when the corporal or serjeant of the, company repeated these words: <b>Leap rogue, and jump whore, And then you are married for evermore.</b> Whereupon the happy couple jumped hand in hand over the sword, the drum beating a ruffle; and the parties were ever after considered as man and wife."
My old Cajun stepdad took me aside after I brought the girl I just proposed marriage to home to meet him and Mama, and asked "You can't just go jump the broom?", so I'm here to tell you this expression is for real and old farts like him were still using it.
My old Cajun stepdad took me aside after I brought the girl I just proposed marriage to home to meet him and Mama, and asked "You can't just go jump the broom?"
jump the broom by Cajun Scientist November 27, 2015