Splink Splink

A vocal expression of instant gratification.

After a hot-rail, I always say “Splink Splink”.

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Splinkledink

Is the feeling when you’re so disappointed, that you can’t even be disappointed anymore.

I'm having such a splinkledink moment right now, ever since my wife fucked Jerome. I thought she really loved me. God I'm disappointed.

by idiotmonkeyman May 15, 2022

Splinky

Splinky is the magic partner of Prince the wonder dog. Often found solving mysteries and chilling in the Zen garden.

Life is always better when you have splinky as your partner.

by The Sweet Dragon July 28, 2022

splination

when someone spleens something

"Yo wudeedee we don't have puhbuh at all today."

"I require a mad splination."

by ZaneyP00 August 1, 2022

Spline

Another way of saying a heroin needle.

Person A: What are splines attached to again?
Person B: Pretty sure it's something like syringes.

by itstoolateanightformetobehere October 16, 2022

Splinkus

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.

Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!

by Babble fish November 7, 2022

Splinko

a way of expressing a kind of stupid excitement released by seeing a funny image or animal

Oh my look at that Splinko!

by DrFukFace January 24, 2023