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self-effacing joke 

What Jake Gyllenhaal used to charm Taylor Swifts dad
“…you who charmed my dad with self-effacing jokes, sipping coffee like you’re on a late night show” All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)

self snitching 

To publicly boast of committed crime in a self-incriminating manner.
The rioters who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 we’re not aware that they were self snitching by posting messages, photos, and videos online, and were sentenced to jail because of it.
self snitching by creflo dollar December 29, 2021

self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.
Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.

self-impressed

what everyone in the world is all the time.

everybody thinks they're the most special thing on this earth not yet discovered, so therefore they spend their self-impressed lives doing nothing but blaming others. and even when people are famous, the credit they get goes straight to their heads and then they act pretentious and self-impressed all the time, yes everybody.
you're so damn self-impressed by everything you do that i need no other reason to hate you and all that you might have been. show a little humility next time, sucker.
self-impressed by danny kryski April 19, 2008

self-efficacy 

1. when a person believes in their own ability to complete a task.

2. when someone poops themself.
1. Self-efficacy led Stephanie to believe she could make good marks on the exam.

2. Stephanie was unable to finish the exam due to self-efficacy.
self-efficacy by WHUler February 25, 2010

self-service pumps 

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps
self-service pumps by rtv0587 June 21, 2010