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Relationship Cycle

The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.

Process can repeat indefinitely.

Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.
THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE

John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!

Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.

3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"

John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...
by Happens to Everyone June 19, 2011
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relationshame

to be in a relationship which involves shame; to be ashamed of your significant other
"dude i heard you're dating Ashley! congrats."

"naw man it's a relationshame fa sho.."
by philly big willy 69 February 12, 2010
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Relationship

A bond between to people, that at first looks like happiness and joy but always ends in failure, pain & tears! It's a trap, so live your life with good limits without it.
Sue and Jack have been in a relationship in 2 years. Jack broke up with Sue, because she went from being godess to boring. Sue is in pain and tears and have problems comming over Jack.
by Lola19293 August 18, 2015
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platypus relationship

The awkward relationship between a guy and a girl that is impossible to be defined and catagorized, it is different and/or a random combination of relationships defined by terms such as "just friends", "best friends", "bfgf", "friends with benefit" or anything else. The relationship may or may not be everchanging.
My friend is in a platypus relationship with this girl, its driving him crazy.
by panda8585858585 May 17, 2011
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Grade School Relationship

Any relationship that does not last for more than a few hours to a few short months (about 3 at the most).
What happen with you and that fine lady you were with. Oh! her it was just a grade school relationship.
by darkking777 December 14, 2010
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sex n' shit relationship

Just sex, and shit, like pizza. No feelings, just sex and shit.

Copyright: K&K&Co.
I'm in a sex n' shit relationship with Kyle, Brandon, and Eric. Purely sex, and maybe some pizza afterwards.
by K&K&Co. May 1, 2014
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Serious Relationship

When the partners stop sharing a laugh with each other and arguing becomes their means of communication
Have you seen Jane and Tom? Their relationship has taken a turn for the worse, its now a serious relationship!!!
by JMwangi August 8, 2011
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