protestant

the other 13 entries are embarrassingly inaccurate.
protestant means to protest the truth of holy scripture, and to reject all doctrines not based on the teachings of the bible (gods word revealed to man).
puritans were people who wanted to ''purify'' the church of 'popish' doctrines. henry V111 although he had a dispute with the pope was never a protestant. luther was a reformer of the papacy but he never denied the mass and ergo was never 100% protestant.

protestants reject doctrines such as the papacy, the priesthood, the 'petrine' (rock) theory, mary worship, wafer worship (the mass/transubstantiation), genuflection, crucifixes, candles, scapulars, holy water, indulgences, purgatory, etc. etc. because they are inventions of man and are not based on the bible.

by soundprod August 29, 2006

antiwar protestor

a fukin bell who needs to feel the joy of firing a gun an needs to get a fukin life. fukin pricks!

every anti war protester is a thrustmaster!

by lord matt cowling and lisa the G June 23, 2003

Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.

Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.

by GCH October 9, 2005

Protest Vote

It's when you're sick of it all and so you -> VOTE FOR RALPH NADER !!!!

Because a DEMOCRAT should NEVER be president...

by protest voter October 15, 2004

protein

Another colloqualism formed by middle-class Gs in Perthian suburbia, protein supposedly means provincial support, but is mostly used as a sort self put-up.

"You so fat, you look like Kirstie Alley!"
"Ay ay ay, don't put me down man, man I got protein!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

pretexting

A fancy euphanism for lieing.

man1- So HP was caught pretexting the other day.
man2- Pretexting? What's with the fancy shit? Call it for what it is, they were lieing!

by Zumwalmi October 4, 2006

Skeet protest

Where in order to protest something or just for fun several thousand guys get together at one spot and jackoff and skeet all over the floor,ground ect. and later the people they were protesting against will have to clean up all the skeet.

Are you going to that skeet protest?

by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011