Definitions by Zumwalmi

Sod 

1. A piece of dirt and grass, usually found stuck to the bottom of shoes after running (Or walking) On a muddy field.

2. Short for "Sodomy", meaning anal sex, which comes from the Sodomites of Sodom. This term, usually used in a derogatory manner, can be used to say fuck off, as in "Sod off" or it can be used as an adjective "That sodding bastard"

3. An idiot, a fool. Someone you dislike.

Man, all this sod was stuck on the bottom of my shoe, and even worse, it dried out and now it's hard as a rock!

Look at that sodding bastard over there, scoping out girls he doesn't even have a chance with when they're drunk!

Fucking sod spilt my drink, and i wasn't having any of that!

Sod by Zumwalmi September 23, 2008

pretexting 

A fancy euphanism for lieing.

man1- So HP was caught pretexting the other day.
man2- Pretexting? What's with the fancy shit? Call it for what it is, they were lieing!

pretexting by Zumwalmi October 4, 2006