Skip to main content

Sewage Pipe

MY uncle Sandy's slang for suicide.
No.. don't commit sewage pipe - your too god damn young
by Tonyknight May 9, 2005
mugGet the Sewage Pipe mug.

Pump The Pipe

to masterbate. pumping the pipe originates from the ancient art of placing a hand over ones shaft and moving the hand in a linear motion making sure to pull back the foreskin exposing the urethra ready for ejaculating the semen.

A popular misconception of this phrase is doing the same hand motion whilst urinating to give the false impression of a constant stream of clear semen but infact its just piss.
"Dude this morning I missed breakfast and was starving in class so I had to run to the toilet and pump the pipe into my mouth"
by Munchkin Whore March 18, 2010
mugGet the Pump The Pipe mug.
Related Words

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.
I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
mugGet the cockerel's pipe dream mug.

take the pipe

Committing suicide, Irish-style.
Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.
by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004
mugGet the take the pipe mug.

San Diego Pipe Cleaner

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.
I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!
by grovemeister January 7, 2009
mugGet the San Diego Pipe Cleaner mug.

pile pipe

The invention relates generally to ointment applicators specifically for hemorrhoidal use.
My boyfriend used a pile pipe to administer his ointment for his hemorrhoidal tissue. He said it felt good so I shoved it in my ass.
by Markalisa April 12, 2008
mugGet the pile pipe mug.

phat porn pipe

a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster
"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"
by hex_ten December 1, 2003
mugGet the phat porn pipe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email