cheeto mcdouchebag

A deservingly derogatory nickname for the orange-faced 45th President of the United States

Did you hear what President Cheeto McDouchebag did last week?

by The Rev September 28, 2019

The McDonald’s Effect

When a store/restaurant decreases in quality as the amount of locations increase.

The new pizza chain down the road isn’t very clean and the employees aren’t well trained. It seems like they have the McDonald’s effect.

by ManonXD March 19, 2020

Michael McDowell

Best nascar driver of all time. Goated 500 winner and deserves the 18 car.

Michael McDowell is a good nascar driver.

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

by Semen licker June 12, 2021

That mcdonalds WIFI user

Either your name is sam or you actually use mcdonalds wifi.

6tehfipj: Sam, my dear friend, why are you a That mcdonalds WIFI user.

by M1ntEll1 July 13, 2021

National mcdonalds day!

July 22nd is a day were parents buy mcdonalds for their children

Mum/dad/carer can we get mcdonalds is national mcdonalds day! You can't say no :)

by Apricots1931 July 22, 2021

Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".

Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."

by NightSaberX October 10, 2021