(adj.) Someone who stays dependent or immobile not because they can’t move on, but because it’s easier not to. A person financially capable of independence yet emotionally or administratively stuck — often lacking job history, credit, or initiative.
“He’s got a savings account and a Tesla while living with his ex. Lucky for him, he's been anchor lazy for years.”
“A chronic case of anchor laziness keeps her from signing a lease.”
“A chronic case of anchor laziness keeps her from signing a lease.”
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Get the Lazy Sunday Fan mug.A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
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Get the functionally lazy mug.Psychopathic laziness refers to a willful and emotionally detached refusal to exert effort or fulfill responsibilities, often paired with manipulativeness, superficial charm, or entitlement. It is not mere procrastination or low motivation, but a morally vacant disregard for the burdens one places on others by choosing not to act.
🧠 How It Differs From Regular Laziness:
Ordinary Laziness Psychopathic Laziness
Driven by fatigue, fear, apathy Driven by entitlement, disdain, or manipulation
Feels guilt or shame Feels no remorse or concern for consequences
Avoids work but may regret it Avoids work and justifies it with cold rationality
Passive and anxious Often charming, strategic, and exploitative
🧱 Example (Institutional Context):
A leader who allows dangerous conditions to persist in a shelter not because they’re overwhelmed, but because they simply don’t care and know they won’t be held accountable, could be said to embody psychopathic laziness.
Ordinary Laziness Psychopathic Laziness
Driven by fatigue, fear, apathy Driven by entitlement, disdain, or manipulation
Feels guilt or shame Feels no remorse or concern for consequences
Avoids work but may regret it Avoids work and justifies it with cold rationality
Passive and anxious Often charming, strategic, and exploitative
🧱 Example (Institutional Context):
A leader who allows dangerous conditions to persist in a shelter not because they’re overwhelmed, but because they simply don’t care and know they won’t be held accountable, could be said to embody psychopathic laziness.
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