pricker landin 

when someone hits a dirt jump on a biek and lands in a pricker bush

Shane did a pricker landin

pricker landin by steve AKA crazy legs August 20, 2003

Happy Landon 

While doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. Aqua Pana, Vittel, or Voss) into your partners anal canal. Once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain glass window .

While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon

Happy Landon by Bodandy June 21, 2007

Landon 

Landon is name of the greatest music act ever to perform in the world . . perhaps even the universe , consisting of the 4 most handsome and musically talented males who you could ever be lucky enough to meet .

Hey , how come everyone's obsessed with this new amazing band Landon ?

Landon by God (Jesus Christ) October 5, 2007

landing strip 

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.

He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip

landing strip by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Landon 

Landon has a small penis and dose not get girls he scars them away.

I hate when my friend is a Landon

Landon by Tsgufcjigchjjb January 17, 2018

landing strip 

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

landing strip by Dan February 21, 2005

Sri Lankan Hot Dog 

When you are performing anal sex and you pull out with rancid diarrhea on your cock and you proceed to insert it into a persons mouth.

Trixie was so excited to get a Sri Lankan Hot Dog for Christmas this year!

Sri Lankan Hot Dog by Matt Spratt July 4, 2009